How Did You Become the World's Worst and Highest Paid Waiter?
A story that answers the most frequent question I am asked about my career.
It Happened by Accident
For the last 20 years I’ve regularly been getting calls from Fortune 500 companies asking me what I would charge to disrupt their corporate event. Seldom do they pause at the price tag. They’re too excited to sign a contract—ensuring I will subject their guests to my incompetent service.
I am, in fact, the world’s worst and highes…
