How Did You Become the World's Worst and Highest Paid Waiter?

A story that answers the most frequent question I am asked about my career.

Oct 31, 2023

∙ Paid

It Happened by Accident

For the last 20 years I’ve regularly been getting calls from Fortune 500 companies asking me what I would charge to disrupt their corporate event. Seldom do they pause at the price tag. They’re too excited to sign a contract—ensuring I will subject their guests to my incompetent service.

I am, in fact, the world’s worst and highes…

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